Hey, Hay, Hae, loyal readers and lovers! Lovers? Yes, lovers!
Lovers of the Groove! Rachie Pie and Tommy Boy welcome you back to The Groove! You
love The Groove, and The Groove loves The Groove. Aannnd, The Groove loves you!
So (sew, sow), let’s get to work, lovers and groovesters! “What is a groovester?”
you ask. Simple: someone who grooves! They might groove softly; they might
groove hardly! Hahaha! Ha ha hardly! “Har Har Hardy Har Har!”—Ralph Kramden. However,
what’s important is that we jump right in with what’s important. What’s
important is anything that’s not unimportant! Aaaaannnnd, what’s unimportant is
anything that’s not important (portent, poor tent, pour tint, pore tint, poor
tint).
Breaking
News, Groove-style
So (sew, sow) many loyal readers (groovesters) have written us (not
true) asking about the possibility of an impending economic recession.
(Economics is our specialty.) To put this in perspective, for at least a couple
of years now, Tommy and Rachie Pie (Pi) have both been developing gum recession.
The
Groove Conducts a Poll (Pole)
Tommy and Rachie have written a sequel (seek will, sea quill) to the amazing Broadway show Cats, and they (we, Tommy and Rachie) would like your opinion on what the show’s title should be:
- Dogs
- Cats and Dogs
- Cats II
- More Cats (Moor Cats, Moore Cats)
- Katz
- Katz’s Deli
Tech
Corner
At the time of this writing, Mark Zuckerberg is testifying before a congressional committee. Recently, there’s been a lot of buzz at Groove Headquarters (Groove HQ) regarding the better “look” for “Zuck”—his old, Geekiest-guy-ever image, OR, his new, Bar-Mitzvah-DJ look.
