Groovin' Memorial Day Weekend Style

Ahoy there mateys, Now gather 'round

We've come to you. We're in your town.

There's nothing Rachie Pie needs to prove,

She's asking you simply to read The Groove.

The newest blog! (Did we mention The Groove?)

Whilst Rachie will twist, Tommy will move,

As he cooks a bump right off your log,

And serves it up in a mind-blowing blog.

Hey blogheads, get a grip. Wake up to reality (Cole Porter) because it's time for our third installment of--that's right--The Groove!

The Groove grooves harder, better, and sicker than any blog out there that's also called The Groove but that we don't know about (about its also being called "The Groove," that is). Besides our not knowing that it's called "The Groove," we also don't know about it*, period. (An asterisk means scroll down to the bottom of this installment and look for another asterisk!)

Ha-ha. Guess what. This is the only blog that's called The Groove!!! (Actually it's not.)

And now, another installment in our regular series, Politics Groove-style:

Rachie Pie: Dad, I'm noticing that gas prices have gotten super high.

Tommy: Yes, Rachie. It's a serious problem.

Rachie Pie: What's the solution, Dad?

Tommy: Well, one solution is what we've done: create a blog that takes a detailed, in-depth look at the problem.

A lot of people have asked us, "What is a blog?" Well, "blog" is spelled b-l-o-g. It is pronounced like the word "log," but with a "b" sound at the beginning. It has a spelling, a pronunciation, a definition, and maybe other stuff, too. To understand its meaning, allow us to use it in a sentence: "I enjoyed that blog." Now we will use it in the verb form in a bunch of sentences: "I will blog today." "Blog and be merry." "Have a piece of delicious toast while I blog." Here it is in the adjectival form. "Welcome to blog territory." Here it is replacing a word in a Martin Luther King speech. "I have a blog."

        * We don't know about it, but we know about

            "It." (See paragraph one of our previous

            blog entry, Groovin' On.)

Groovin' On

Greetings, friends, and welcome once again to--you guessed it--the greatest new blog in town, or, as our readers (and we) affectionately call it, "The Groove." This installment of The Groove will outline what Rachie Pie likes to call "It," because it is simply the crux, the heart, the essence, the gist--of what we're all about.

Bloggers come in all shapes, sizes and colores. But rest assured that Rachie Pie and the Big Man (i.e., Tommy Boy) are not just another cog in the blog fog machine. Blogging is the fashion, but blogging is our passion! So if you don't "get it," take a moment, sit down, and read "The Groove." (HEY, YOU'RE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW--LOL.)

And now--Introducing the Groove's new political segment, Politics Groove-style.

Hillary seems better on the issues,

But Obama's speeches--well--get out the tissues.

In our next installment of The Groove, we will be promoting our new CD, "The Flounder--They Flounder."

Introducing The Groove

Greetings, fellow bloggers, and welcome to our new blog, "The Groove." First, obviously, we should introduce ourselves. I'm Tommy, a blogger with a mission, and my partner in blog crime is Rachie Pie, and suffice it to say, she's been around the blog a few times!

Our blog tells it like it is, because it is the firm belief of Rachie Pie and yours truly that, if we don't lay our cards on the table big-time for our readers, our readers aren't going to know what cards we've got, pure and simple.

And now that we've piqued your curiosity, let's get right down to business and into our first blog, which is called:

Our Very First Blog

Tommy - Holy blog, Rachie Pie. The weather has been really beautiful lately, but I can't help wondering how much of that can be attributed to global warming.

Rachie Pie - Yeah, Dad. (Tommy and Rachie Pie are father and daughter.) Global warming really vibes me out!

Tommy - Exactly! Some people are in denial.

Rachie Pie - Yeah, I know.